Dear [Your Friend’s First Name Here],
Your friend [Your First Name Here] wanted me to speak to you. It’s me, the cherry from last summer. Remember? I left you that bright red souvenir on the front of your white shirt. That was my fault. No one’s invented a neat method for spitting out pits.
I know my pits and I aren’t a good match for your wardrobe, but luckily there’s Cherry Grape Fruit2day, real fruit bits in a blend of rich juice. It's all natural, has no added sugar and only 110-120 calories per bottle. It’s a whole new way to enjoy cherries. You’ll find it in the produce section.
Oh, and be sure to bring this 75¢ off coupon.
Respectfully yours,
Cherry