Dear [Your Friend’s First Name Here],
Your friend [Your First Name Here] felt I should speak to you. As a mango, I’ve seen people try all sorts of techniques to open my kind. Arm-sized knives, the always questionable wooden mallet, and even an occasional machete. I get it. I’m not as easy to eat as I should be.
Luckily there’s Mango Peach Fruit2day, real fruit bits in a blend of rich juice. It's all natural, has no added sugar and only 110-120 calories per bottle. It’s a whole new way to enjoy mangoes, minus the hard-core cutlery. You’ll find it in the produce section.
Oh, and be sure to bring this 75¢ off coupon.
Yours in pieces,
Mango